Bit by the Bug and Birthday Card Class

Bit by the Bug and Birthday Card Class

I’ve come down with a deadly disease. No it’s not Glittertosis…that’s
my other deadly disease. Or Swapitis…that one is only a seasonal
disorder.

Nope…this disease affects mainly my pocketbook (my
what an old-fashioned word that is!) And the disease that is affecting
my bank account so severely is (sob) Cuttlebugitis!

"What is that?" you say, "I’ve never heard of a Cuttlebug? How does one go about being bit by it?"

Well you may ask. THIS is a Cuttlebug:

I’m
afraid it bit me over Christmas vacation. It was all my in-laws fault
(ain’t it nice to have someone to blame things on? That’s why most
people get married…that way, you end up with a husband to blame
things on and when that gets tiresome, you have these handy new
relatives…but I digress…) They sent money to buy presents.

So
anyway, we went to Joann’s to see if we could find a Christmas ornament
for my mother on December 22nd (a day that will live in infamy.)
William had fallen on top of all the Christmas presents that my kids
had bought from the Santa shop at school and terminated the little
ornament he’d bought Grandma Meeth. So we had to find a replacement.
Not only was it my in-laws fault, as you can see, it’s partly Williams
fault, but he’s cuter than they are, so I’m overlooking it….just this
once.

We looked at Dollar Tree and didn’t find anything and then
Joann’s was right next door. They put it there….ON PURPOSE!!! I even
had my Joann’s coupons in my purse, I was just set up for this, I tell
ya! I almost never remember to put coupons in my purse…could it have
been…ALIENS?!?!?!

There it was on a display they had put in
the aisle…just to tempt me! I looked at it and suddenly, lust sprung
up in my heart for this thing…it was $89.99. I’m sure they had some
sort of machine inside the display that generates psychic resonance,
much in the way that Shelli Gardner (may she live forever) does for SU!
Could it be a coincidence that the Cuttlebug is made by Provocraft and
Provocraft is in Utah, near the center of the known universe?!?! I
think not!

And it doesn’t help that there is a whole thread in
General Stamping on Splitcoaststampers just talking about this thing!
So…it’s their fault too! All the people who post in that forum and
are enablers! You did this to me!

I swear on a stack of Bibles
(and I have a stack!) that I did not go in there planning to buy this
thing…it just happened, honest! I would challenge YOU to resist when
you have a) free money from in-laws, b) psychic resonance generated by
the store display, c) enabler types posting their cool creations on
Splitcoast and d) the alignment of stars, planets, and other
circumstances which led me to be present at that very spot at that very
moment.

Well, anyway, I had only $50 to spend, but I also had a 50% off coupon. Well, you can see where this went…

But
the course of infection rarely runs smooth, much like that of true
love. I took the thing up front with a couple of embossing folders and
a set of dies to buy with it and they wouldn’t take the coupon. I had
my kids with me, so I didn’t really feel like arguing and I left
without buying it, but the more I thought about it the madder I got.
The item was not on sale and was not listed as excluded on the face of
the coupon. So I emailed Joann.com and complained.

That got me a
call from the manager of the Joann’s store while we were in Kalamazoo.
She left a message on the answering machine explaining that this was a
Cricut product, so it was excluded. Well, a) it’s not a Cricut product,
it’s by the MAKERS of the Cricut and says so right on the box and b)
the coupon says "the Cricut electronic personal die cutting machine",
not all Cricut products. She said she would be out on Wednesday, so I
steeled myself yesterday afternoon to call and argue.

Apparently,
though, in the intervening time, she must have actually read the coupon
and discovered the store’s error. Because when I called yesterday, she
simply told me to bring the coupon in and they would honor it. Within
30 minutes, I was at the store buyin’ my ‘Bug.

You’d think, with
the time I had to cool off and get away from the psychic resonance
generator, I would have simply changed my mind, wouldn’t you? Nope, not
me! Because the whole situation became a matter of principle! It was
bait and switch! They HAD to sell it to me now, it was the only way to
Teach Them A Lesson! It was not for nothing that I grew up in the 70’s!
Stick it to the man! Right on!

I also had gone to Michael’s the
day before with THEIR 50% off coupon and bought a set of alphabet dies
and some embossing folders. I tried the dies and embossing folders in
my Sissix and while the embossing folders worked well, the dies…not
so good. So I had to buy it, right? You can see the logic, can’t you?

Last
night I played with it and ended up cracking a cutting plate on a
derned Sissix die….but wait…are you still wondering what this thing
does? Well, it embosses AND it does die cuts. It’s cute. And, while I
have a Sissix…I just had to have it, okay? Quit asking so many
questions!

Anyway, I called Provocraft this morning because of
the cracked B plate and they are sending me new ones. ‘Sokay, though,
’cause after I stopped at Joann’s and bought my ‘Bug, I stopped at
Michael’s again and bought another set of dies with my Joann’s coupon
(hey…the sets of dies are cheaper at Micheal’s, so it made sense!)
and just happened to pick up a couple more embossing folders and
another set of B plates…just in case I might need some more! Right?

The
plate cracked, I think, because the Sissix die I was using was not full
sized and that put too much stress on the plates…I’ll know better
next time. But I don’t think I’ll use this with the Sissix dies after
all…I don’t plan on getting rid of my Sissix anytime soon, so I’ll
just plan on using the Sissix dies with that and everything else with
my ‘Bug!

ANd then last night I went online, ya know, just to read up on my new toy and then Heidi (pinkhedgehog) on SCS posted a link to Happy Scrappin’ Scrapbooking,
where they have more embossing folders and dies and at such good
prices! So I bought 4 more embossing folders…it’s a disease? Where
will it end??!?!?!

Well, enough of my ailments! On to the Birthday Cards….

My
class was last night, and in true procrastinating fashion, I waited
until the very last minute to make the cards. I was stamping by 10 AM
yesterday morning and was done around noon. I started with this one:

Then
as I was feeling singularly uninspired, I CASED this design by Crystal
Erzen from Stamper’s Showcase. She had used the Rebecca (or is it Sara?
I confuse those two!) paper and pulled the colors from that, but I
wanted to highlight the Loves Me paper from the Winter Mini, so I
changed it (plus, I just think the colors are more birthday-like):

Then
I wanted to use Taggers Dozen and I wanted to have at least one card
you could give to a man without contaminating him with girly-ness (I
don’t know any metrosexual guys, so glitter was out!) This is what I
came up with. I had to add the brads, ’cause guys like hardware!

And
then I turned to Carte Postal and the French Flair background. I
decided to stick to the color in the Enchante paper and I really like
how it came out. I especially love how the punches work with this
medallion: the 1 3/8" square punch fits it perfectly, then the 1 1/4"
circl punch punches the circle out of the middle perfectly too! ANd
then I cut the central floret from Vanilla (all these were stamped
using Perfect Plum) adhered it on top and used 2-Way Glue and Dazzling
Diamonds to add some bling:

Oh,
and here’s another card I made the day before; I’d actually started
this card way before Christmas came along and hadn’t finished it. It’s
okay…I’m not thrilled with it, but I thought you might enjoy it
anyway.

So,
today, my class is done, I have nothing scheduled until the end of
January, my Christmas tree needs to come down, my house is a pit and
needs cleaning, I have mounds of laundry waiting to be washed, dried
and/or put away, all the Christmas decorations really need to come down
and here I am posting on my blog and planning how much ‘Bug and Stamp
time I get to have today AND I’m watching several Ebay auctions for my
Cuttlebug dies…I’m sick! Is there no cure? Do I want there to be one?
Stay tuned…..

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5 thoughts on “Bit by the Bug and Birthday Card Class”

  • Jan – I have to agree!! I, too, caught Cuttlebugitis in December, and had a similar experience at Michael’s (although my sales lady just tried it on the register and it went through so she let me do it!). I am cruising the internet looking for embossing folders … I am sooooo addicted! Glad to know I”m not the only one.

  • I love my bug so I totally understand your love for it too! I really wanted the Big Shot, but I figured since I got the bug for 50% off also (with a coupon) I would enjoy it until I saved up enough to buy the BS! Here’s to smart ladies with coupons!!! Yea! Renee

  • Jan, You are one crazy lady! Thought I’d die laughing reading about your bugitis! You might as well go ahead & get the really neat zipper case to put your CB folders in! It’s really neat & keeps them all in one place. The list goes on……..and on! They just keep making more beautiful folders! Good Luck!

  • Shucks, forgot to add……….my favorite of all the cards you just posted is the purple and green one! Absolutely love the colors! ๐Ÿ™‚

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